Loki's Corner

textsfromthe-avengers:

Submitted by madmoll

Perhaps that is reason enough to confiscate his liquor collection. I will volunteer to take it.

textsfromthe-avengers:

Submitted by madmoll

Perhaps that is reason enough to confiscate his liquor collection. I will volunteer to take it.




strikelikeahawk:

therapardalis:

agentjjkelly:

"Hmmm….oh you’re not playing fair Mr. Williams!" She squeaked again, laughing, and took a rather large swallow of the freshly poured drink-letting it burn it’s way down. 

Setting the glass back down. “I’m not sure…but I’m thinking it won’t do well to have the host’s attention elsewhere and you make things all too tempting.” She said an impish grin spreading across her face.  At least everything was all ready for their guests, who could be arriving at any time and she was rather comfortable standing there.  Besides-she was way too nervous not to have that drink. “You said everything’s ready?” She leaned back against his chest.

"Umm … " Thera checked her phone again, and read off Mike’s address.  She was … reasonably certain that everything would be fine. Reasonably. Mostly …

Oh great, now she was getting the jitters. She took in a long breath and distracted herself with collecting the dessert and sending a text to Mike that they’d be there in five.

"Mmm." She moved in close for the ‘trip’, sneaking a kiss while she was there. "Ready when you are."

Mike wrapped his arm around Jenn, holding her against him and reached for his own drink with the other hand “As ready as we can be.  Everything else is down to the demons of heat and time.  If our guests are on time, and the gods of hearth and kitchen are fair, dinner will be fantastic.  Failing that, we have plenty of alcohol to assuage our guests” he chuckled.

"By the way," he murmured in Jenn’s ear as he held her "who is Thera’s companion?  I’ve never thought to ask - it seemed like prying since she’s so private - but is it somebody I’d know from work?"

Loki held Thera briefly before pulling her into Yggdrasil’s branches—it was only a few moments before he found the path that deposited them a short distance from Mike’s address. He figured that his presence would be surprise enough; no reason to cause her friends further alarm by suddenly appearing in the room with them. 

"You—you will go first, yes?" He squeezed Thera’s hand. "Only if you like, of course."


lindamarieanson:

The Horned God by LindaMarieAnson
Trying out new drawing styles.
Took me a lot of restraint not to name it “horny god”. XD

lindamarieanson:

The Horned God by LindaMarieAnson

Trying out new drawing styles.

Took me a lot of restraint not to name it “horny god”. XD


fallen-gold asked: "Loki? You have been here longer than I, do you know where I might find some decently heavy ale or mead? The Midgard brews I have found are well flavored, but in my case they equate to expensive water."

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Ah, yes—because telling you how to find the most potent drinks in Midgard is a wonderful idea. Really, Thor. I do not even like mead that much.

However… given that the Midgardian brews I have found largely taste like dwarf piss, yes, stay away from their beers. Find something expensive with a large percentage marked on the bottle and drink enough of that to kill a Midgardian—that will work for you, I think.

Do contact me from prison if you take my advice, won’t you? I know better than to think it will end well. 

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art-of-swords:

Khanjar Dagger with Sheath

  • Dated: 19th century
  • Culture: Turkish made in the Mughal style
  • Medium: steel, jade, gold, agate, amber, emerald, ruby, crystal, diamond
  • Measurements: H. with sheath 18 1/4 in. (46.4 cm); H. without sheath 16 5/8 in. (42.2 cm); H. of blade 11 3/4 in. (29.8 cm); W. 3 1/2 in. (8.9 cm); Wt. 17.9 oz. (507.5 g); Wt. of sheath 8.1 oz. (229.6 g)

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